Go On With Your Bad Self

I slept in this morning. I did not go to the gym. My lipstick is too bright and I like it. My dress is too short and that is good. My husband adores me. My hair is straight. Sometimes it is awesome to wear silver and gold together.

I like today. I am thinking about Saturday. I deserve ferociously high heels. I want expensive things. I adore my husband. I am happy. It is Wednesday. Remember this day. This day, this day, this day.

My unicorn horn is sharp and shiny.